Edtition Thompson raped and impregnated his girlfriend's 11-year-old daughter. To avoid doing jail time for the crime, Thompson enlisted his entire family in a scheme to fake his own death. The family held a mock memorial service for him, but cops weren't fooled. They apprehended Thompson and took him to prison, where while awaiting trial he faked a heart attack and a suicide attempt. Eventually he was charged with the crime and sentenced to 17 to 20 years in the slammer.