Don't get us wrong, women can be in emotional wheelchairs too. Amelia would be the first to acknowledge that she was in one following the breakup from her ex-fiance (see, after the jump, "The Eternally Brokenhearted"), but she recognized that fact and did everything she could to get up and walk. She's got a crook in her step, but hey, at least she's up and about again. We have found, on the other hand, that many male emotional cripples have one of two responses when this is brought to their attention:
To which we always reply, "Smell ya later." And so should you. Keep clicking to find out about the 10 types of emotional cripples (often seen in combination), the kind of women they're after, and what they need more than you pushing them around for a second longer.
- "Nuh uh! I'm not an emotional cripple! You're the one with the problem, meanie!"
- "Screw you! I like my emotional wheelchair! I'm happy sitting here for the rest of my life and you can suck it!"
To which we always reply, "Smell ya later." And so should you. Keep clicking to find out about the 10 types of emotional cripples (often seen in combination), the kind of women they're after, and what they need more than you pushing them around for a second longer.
