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Tip #2: To stop thinking about sex, think of car horns or the smell of grandma's tofu
"Try to think of something decidedly unsexy. Car horns, the smell of grandma's tofu -- whatever it is that completely turns you off, dredge up that image if you need to stop thinking about sex suddenly. It should be the mental equivalent of taking a cold shower."
The smell of grandma's tofu? Raise your hand if your grandma ever cooked tofu. Oh … no one?