I wasn't sure at first why Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries were inspired to rush to the altar. Now I know. The expensive gifts! I took a gander at Kim and Kris' Gearys Beverly Hills registry and found that, for the same cost as the items with which they wish to grace their home, they could feed an entire third world country. Recession? What recession? [Celebitchy]
Click through to see the most ridiculous items on the couple's wedding registry.