10. Your Own Feet, From Above

Once you download Instagram, there is no such thing as being bored. Because whenever you find yourself with 3 seconds to spare, you can be like, “Oh, I can take a picture of something!” and if you can’t find anything interesting to take a picture of, you can dutifully point your phone at your feet, click the camera icon, and feel a rush of accomplishment as you caption it, “Shoooz!” and wait for the “likes” to roll in. This, my friends, is why social media is awesome, and also why our civilization is crumbling before our eyes.

Any Instagram classics you’d like to add to this list?