The 10 Most Horrifying Animal Penises On Earth!

I wanted to end on a slightly more positive note. The male lesser water boatman, a type of insect, has a penis that sings. I’m not sure if it produces “American Idol”-caliber vocals, but after the rape-y, spiky, fencing penises we’ve seen, it sounds good to me.

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