Christina Aguilera & Jordan Bratman

Christina and Jordan were one of those celebrity couples I was sure would last, so when they spent $2 million on their wedding, I was like, “Alright, why not seal this union with $80,000 in wedding rings?” Christina—who I normally find to be a touch garish in the style department—looked ravishing in a $30,000 Christian Lacroix wedding gown, which was tastefully accessorized with a crystal-encrusted veil. Oh, and did I mention her bouquet included a diamond rose? Sadly, all the finery in the world couldn’t stop Christina and Jordan’s marriage from imploding. At least that diamond rose will last forever?