Maybe I'm crazy, but I'm a little surprised that the Donald only spent $1 million on his wedding to Melania. Maybe because it's his third marriage and he's realized by now that spending so much on a wedding doesn't guarantee the marriage's success? Especially when you're a creep? Anyway, Melania spent a chunk of the money -- $125,000, in fact -- on her Christian Dior wedding gown, though she changed into a Vera Wang dress for the reception. Guests drank $650 bottles of champagne and noshed on $18,000 worth of caviar, which makes me wonder, Did they also travel back in time to the '80s?