You grew up playing Pokémon. They grew up right along with you. Over all these years, you haven’t ever really stopped thinking about them. It never occurred to you before, but – you know what? Pokémon are fun. Pokémon are easygoing. Pokémon are sexy (look, just go with it). Pokémon know you, and you know Pokémon.
Pocket monsters are total relationship material. But which one is right for you?
DISCLAIMER: We’re narrowing our scope to the original 151 species because a) we are old and b) dear sweet Jesus why are there so many Pokémon now? Lighten up, nerds.