A Chicken In The Oven

The saints who work in emergency rooms bear witness to things that most of could never even dream up. For example, one woman was admitted to the ER complaining of abdominal pain. When doctors took a closer look they discovered an entire chicken in her vagina. She explained that she was not able to have children and was hoping the chicken would turn into a baby. Maybe she just wasn't cooking her chicken/baby at the proper temperature. Or maybe chickens should come with a warning: not safe for vaginal insertion. [Socybery] Related: The Top 10 Most Amazing Vaginas