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The best of the best of the worst certainly belongs to 49-year-old Cathy Ward, who spent 22 hours on the table and £2,000 for this extremely detailed (dare I say cluttered?) homage to her favorite movie/book series. It’s even inspired her to get in shape. She told the UK’s Daily Mail:

“I love Robert Pattinson. I want to tone up so I can get his character Edward Cullen on my stomach. The way I look at it I could be spending the money on going out drinking and eating but instead I’m spending it on something I am really passionate about. I have got a cross trainer, rowing machine and hand weights and I work out in my spare room which has got Twilight pictures all over the walls. I watch the films or listen to the soundtracks as I exercise. It has worked miracles. I have never been more positive, more outgoing, fit and never had so much fun in my life.”

Honestly, I’m not gonna poop on that. Who cares if she got her new lease on life from a poorly written young adult series? Good for you Cathy! [Daily Mail]