The fashion people are going crazy for Marc Jacobs' spring collection, a creative and volumized take on '70s glamour and day wear. But we have to say this: these clothes can't be for real people. Unless, of course, you happen to love wearing gold hot pants to work or think it's perfectly normal to do your grocery shopping in a giant feather necklace. Oh, what's that? You do? Well, read on for more info on your new dream wardrobe.