Mechanophilia

It’s true. Some people really love their cars. Like in a sexual way. First there was Maria Griffin, who married her truck on Valentine’s Day. She says their sex life is amazing by the way. Then we saw BBC documentary, “My Car Is My Lover,” which explained more about mechanophilia, a sexual attraction to machinery such as cars, bicycles, or airplanes. One guy says he wants to take a car home and “rape it silly.” Cars of the world … beware.