Rosie O’Donnell

Former talk show host and gay advocate Rosie O'Donnell writes poetry about -- what else? -- "Cagney and Lacey." Of course. Sample line: "he roughs her up a bit / shames her in front of the others / teaches her to behave / for his own benefit / and just when we lost all hope / cagney and lacey showed up / they cuff the pimp / they free the girl"