Confession: sometimes when I'm having a bad day, I read the poetry of actor Richard Grieco, the former "21 Jumpstreet" and "Booker" star. And I laugh, and laugh and laugh. And yes, before you ask, yes, I am weird, and yes, I am definitely going to hell. Sample line: "Child of Hollywood, cocaine in her dresser drawer / satisfaction ten minutes away / just a sniff and she'll be blown away." Preach.