Attack the bra situation from two different angles:
- Make sure it fits right by allowing a professional to fondle you for a bit. It's possible that you're wearing the wrong size and it's doing strange things to your lady bits.
- Do you think the girl in the picture above has a chest like that? She doesn't. She weighs all of two pounds and probably has little boy boobs in real life. Pick out a good padded or push up bra. [$49.50, Victoria's Secret]