Get Drunk Off Cologne

You'd never drink a bottle of cologne, because doing so might send you straight to Poison Control. But if you were in Russia, jonesing for booze, and too poor to afford any alcohol fit for human consumption, you might be desperate. Cracked reports that some Russians have cracked open a bottle of aftershave or cologne, savoring the 97 percent alcohol content.  Please, don't try this at home! [Cracked]