Why Do Celebrity Pets Get Normal Names While Their Kids Get Ridonculous Ones?
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Nicolas Cage named his son Kal-el (as in, Superman's Kryptonian name), but called his pets Moby and Sheba. Granted, they were pet King Cobras which he eventually had to turn over to a zoo. So he's just looney tunes all around. [Monsters and Critics]