After you give your kids their My First Pole Dancer doll, better start teaching them about the dangers of sex. It’s really never too early to start! Forget about those old-fashioned books and videos—make a statement to your tot without saying a word with these STD stuffed animals. Sleep soundly knowing that "The Clap," "Herpes," and "Chlamydia" are in bed with your lil' bit, keeping her company through the night. [Giant Microbes, $30 for set of four]
