Holly Madison and Benji Madden have been getting close lately, but Holly won't say she's dating the guy. "I don't want to talk about him, except that I like him," she said. "He's my mysterious adventure buddy. I think everyone needs an adventure buddy." Huh? What's an adventure buddy?! Are these sexy adventures we're talking about? [Extra TV]

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