George Michael

George Michael has been busted for dropping trou in a park, not once, but twice! Double your pleasure? Once, he was just jerking off in the general direction of a police officer, but he probs thought the dude was just a fellow leather daddy. Alas, he didn’t get the chance to grab his night stick before he was cuffed, and not in the kinky way. The second time, George actually got to put it in a pot-bellied man in the bushes.