The next season of VH1's "Celebrity Rehab" will feature...wait for it...sex addicts! The cast includes two adult film stars: Kendra Jade and Penny Flame, three Playmates: Amber Smith, Nicole Narain (who made a sex tape with Colin Farrell), and Kari Ann Peniche (formerly Miss United States Teen), and gay film director Duncan Roy. All girls and a gay guy? Um...where's the drama? Here are the celeb sex addicts we wish were cast.

David Duchovny mirrored his character on "Californication" when he went to rehab for a sex addiction and admitted his love of internet porn. [Complex] — After all those years of not hooking up with Scully on "The X Files," the tension was probably giving him perma blue balls. Who can blame the guy?