We wonder how many people have texted during sex, but we all know that Paris Hilton is open to phone calls whilst mid-deed. Hilton's sex tape, "One Night in Paris," opened up a Pandora's box of information overload into the intimate details of the heiress' life. Unfortunately, this box has yet to close and the world is continually victim to meaningless updates about Paris' life. An epidemic I am contributing to right now. Darn.