September 6: What Are We Wearing Today?
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- Madewell dress
- Gap jacket
- Gap wedges
- belt from an I Heart Ronson dress
- J. Crew necklace
- Essie Pink Parka nail polish
- tan and approximately 75 bug bites from Jamaica
Technically I lost count, but given that I had 25 bug bites on my right calf alone, 75 bug bites in total may be a conservative estimate. And they itch like cuh-razy. Anyway, I feel like this photo is not doing my tan justice, as I like to think I am more Snooki-colored in person. My outfit's purpose is purely to highlight my skin color, which should come as obvious to anyone in NYC today as it's 67 degrees and pouring rain. I am not dressed appropriately, but I don't care. My soul is still in Jamaica, sampling the local vegetation and kissing dolphins.
Note: As my Frisky editor hat is never completely off, I asked the dolphin trainer all about dolphin genitals. Apparently dolphin penis, which I was very interested in seeing, hides inside the body of the male dolphin and only reveals itself when erect (like a dog's lil' lipstick). "Can you, like, do something to make him erect?" I asked. The dolphin trainer refused my request. Next time.