September 14; What Are We Wearing Today?

Tonight's the premiere of "America's Next Top Model: All-Stars"! In honor of Tyra and her crew of also-rans, I have asked The Frisky staff to attempt their best smize or "Top Model"-ish pose for today's "What Are We Wearing?" photos. We even did a group shot. (Jessica wasn't feeling so "fierce" today and instead played the role of Nigel Barker.) What do you think? Would Andre Leon Talley invite us into his salon or scream "Dreckitude!" in our faces?