You know when you start dating someone and you spend a few hours lurking his Facebook, seeing if his ex-girlfriends are prettier/more successful than you ... but you mostly find pictures of the guy's mom, circa 1969, in a bikini? Run for the hills! He's a momma's boy! Of course, there are momma's boys who don't necessarily go full Oedipus on you, but it's a rocky road with badly paved sidewalks. We're only a little concerned that our beloved Ryan Gosling spent New Year's Eve with his mom, Donna, by his side at Las Vegas' LAVO where Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were hosting the festivities. An eyewitness said, "He walked into the club just after midnight and headed straight to Joel's table. His mom was close to him the whole night." Ryan, if you needed a date, we totally would have volunteered our (full) services! [People]
Alas, another one lost. Unfortunately, he's in good company with Hollywood's slew of momma's boys.