"Hi, I'm Kelly Osbourne. My family's been all over TV for the past eight years, so I wouldn't blame you if you're sick of us. But I'm actually a breath of reality show fresh air. I'm a bigger girl, but I'm not ashamed to get snapped by the paparazzi in a bikini. Plus, I'll dye my hair bright pink or wax it up into a mohawk. I don't give a damn what people think."