Guy hair should be easy: trim to a reasonable length, wash a few times a week, go. Various gentlemen though—both in Hollywood and quite possibly your bed—are still confused by the concept. Take these hot mess man hair styles as a warning sign and back the hell away from any guy trying to rock them. Like Carmine Gotti, who still hasn’t grasped the fact that, if your hair needs that much gel to stay in place, you’re trying too hard to defy gravity.