Goths are a very dark and secretive group -- and they'd probably want to crawl up in a hole and die if they knew we were suggesting you emulate their makeup stylings. However, goth make up -- in doses -- is really awesome. Who doesn't love a dark eye, or a dark lip, every once in a while? It's so dramatic! We scoured Tumblr to find some images for gothy inspiration and came up with a few to get you on your way. The key with goth makeup seems to be eyeliner, eyeliner, eyeliner. Play around with it -- use your eyeliner as an artist's pencil, and have fun! It's not life or death (even though some goths might have you believe otherwise).
Yeesh, Shia, get thee to anger management ASAP.
Sadly, I don’t mean that sword.
OK, yes, President Obama…