A) Bruised tailbone from a cliff jump gone awry.
B) Sunburn from falling asleep on the beach.
C) Cut from stepping on broken glass at a club.
D) Food poisoning from a questionable fish taco.
[Photo of woman on the beach via Shutterstock]
Looks like a good kisser to me.
Michael B. Jordan — Michael on “The Wire,” Vince on “Friday Night Lights,” Oscar Grant in “Fruitville Station” — was already fine as hell, but it looks like he spent quite a bit of time at the gym preparing for his “Rocky” spin-off movie, “Creed.” The trailer dropped on Tuesday and features Sly Stallone reprising…