A) Bruised tailbone from a cliff jump gone awry.
B) Sunburn from falling asleep on the beach.
C) Cut from stepping on broken glass at a club.
D) Food poisoning from a questionable fish taco.
[Photo of woman on the beach via Shutterstock]
Netflix confirmed today that “A Very Murray Christmas” will be streaming this December.
SPOILER ALERT: No matter what happens, WE ALL LOSE.