It's with great shame that Amelia claims this one. She was a scientist of sorts. [I truly cannot believe I am actually admitting to this on the internet. I sort of want to die. -- Editor]
“We are constantly told to buy more, buy, buy, buy! But do we really need it?”…
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.