Mostly A’s: Congratulations! You definitely live in a hipster neighborhood. Treat yourself to a vegan bacon waffle cupcake to celebrate!
Mostly B’s: Sorry, but your neighborhood is totally un-hipster. Rectify this problem by setting up a black and white photobooth and opening a high-end yarn store as soon as you possibly can.
Mostly C’s: Dude, you ARE a hipster neighborhood. We all tip our vintage fedoras to you.