Let's say I hand you an Ironic Fashion Bingo Card with squares for each of the following: suspenders, bow ties, neon leggings, thick-rimmed glasses, plaid flannel, high-waisted cutoffs, thigh-high socks, men's tank tops, and vintage cardigans. If you sat on a bench in your neighborhood and watched people walk by, how long would it take you to yell "Bingo!"?
A) A group of people wearing all of these things walked by my window while I was reading the question.
B) Oh man, probably a few days, if ever. I mean, suspenders? Really?
C) You just described my outfit.