Proof That The Kardashians Really Like To Play With Body Fluids
Kim Kardashian Is Using Kanye For His Sperm
Our tour of bodily fluids would not be complete if we did not talk about sperm. I could not find any mentions of Kardashians and diarrhea. Sorry, I tried. Word on the street (the street being a Z-list gossip blog) is that Kim is "using" Kanye for his man juice. That whole relationship? FAKE! She's just a wicked evil sperm stealer who went after Kanye when she realized Kris Humphries provided inadequate DNA. Obviously.