Our tour of bodily fluids would not be complete if we did not talk about sperm. I could not find any mentions of Kardashians and diarrhea. Sorry, I tried. Word on the street (the street being a Z-list gossip blog) is that Kim is "using" Kanye for his man juice. That whole relationship? FAKE! She's just a wicked evil sperm stealer who went after Kanye when she realized Kris Humphries provided inadequate DNA. Obviously.