Paris Hilton is not too pleased with author Neil Strauss. In his new book, Everyone Loves You When You're Dead, Strauss makes a pretty hard-to-believe claim about everybody's favorite pink-obsessed heiress. Strauss says that, when Paris was 18, she made out with Vin Diesel—then just a random actor in "Saving Private Ryan." Strauss claims that Paris gave him the following recap of the incident:

We were making out, but then we went somewhere where it was bright and I saw that he was black and made an excuse and left. I can’t stand black guys. I would never touch one. It’s gross … One percent is enough for me. [The Superficial]

Paris says this is patently untrue and, supposedly, she is looking into legal action. "It's another example of someone making false claims for financial gain," a spokesperson said [Toronto Sun]

But interestingly, this isn't the first time a (probably) crazy claim has been made about Paris. So let's play a little game. After the jump, I'm going to give you some Paris Hilton tall tales that, well, I just made up, along with some actual allegations that have been made about her. (Fine print: that does not mean they are true. Just that someone has made the claim.) Give yourself a point for each answer you get right, and let me know how you did in the comments section.