In January 2013, an Ohio judge ordered Asim Taylor, who owed $97,000 in back child support, to not get anyone pregnant during his five-year probation period. One plus-sign on a pregnancy test and he could face jail time. [Clutch Magazine]
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.