"There were four girls in the house. One girl moved out. Another girl moved in. Our food began to disappear. Finally, one of the girls raided her room when the suspect was out, and she found the stolen stash. For some reason, we thought it would be a good idea to call the police. The policeman who showed up looked at us like idiots and told her to stop stealing our stuff. She said she had no idea what we were talking about. Eventually, she moved out, and our food stopped disappearing."