One of the finer points of male attractiveness to women is the difference between greasy and slimy. A slimy guy is up to no good, sneaky as a pickpocket, nefarious as Iago, someone like Joe Francis or Spencer Pratt (who should not be allowed to procreate).
But a greasy guy is another story. Greasy guys are actually sweethearts—you just want to dunk them in a scalding bath before taking them into your arms. Take, for instance, Justin Timberlake. JT told Allure, "My secret for my hair is that I don't wash it. I shampoo it once every ten days or so. It's more manageable with the natural oil." Ten days? Oh, my.
Click through to see more hot-but-greasy guys we'd love to lather up ... and yes, there's a Jonas brother.
