In America, July 1st just means four days until Fourth of July fireworks. But to our neighbors to the north, it’s Canada Day! Admittedly, we know very little about Canada, other than Michael Moore has a hard-on for their nationalized health care and Montreal’s strip clubs are bangin’. But we’re all over Canada’s cultural exports, particularly the ones who look like they’d keep us warm on those chilly Canadian nights. Click through to see Canucks we’d like to … oh, come now, you know what we were going to rhyme that one with. (Just to warn you, we left out Bieber.)