Some of us were lucky enough to grow up with a mom like Donna Reed or Carole Brady, a mom who was always on standby with a PBJ sandwich, a Band-Aid or some motherly words of wisdoms.
The rest of us ... well, our moms our more like Lucille Bluth from "Arrested Development." A hard-drinking and narcissistic mama like Lucille is always on-hand with a strong martini and a muscle relaxant, usually taken in tandem.
Moms like Lucille may be the reason you — and the Bluth clan — are in therapy three days a week. But dammit, she's a mother, too, and that means you need to get her something for Mother's Day. Because if you don't, you know you'll be hearing about it.
The rest of us ... well, our moms our more like Lucille Bluth from "Arrested Development." A hard-drinking and narcissistic mama like Lucille is always on-hand with a strong martini and a muscle relaxant, usually taken in tandem.
Moms like Lucille may be the reason you — and the Bluth clan — are in therapy three days a week. But dammit, she's a mother, too, and that means you need to get her something for Mother's Day. Because if you don't, you know you'll be hearing about it.
