“I went through a terrible surgery—a wisdom tooth surgery, all four removed. It was a nightmare. I’ve never had surgery before—it all went wrong and I had to have a second surgery and it almost delayed shooting because it was a nightmare to me, because I couldn’t deal with the thought of not getting there on time. So with the travel, and surgery and prep for the show—it was hell.” [Gawker]

Oh, so the upcoming wisdom teeth surgery is why she looks so haggard and drunk all the time? Not that she has an addiction and went to rehab? That totally makes sense. Almost as much sense as these lamest of celebrity excuses.