Megan Fox can class it up all she wants on the red carpet, but no matter how many stylists pour her into fancy gowns, we can't stop staring at the travesty that is that trashy, generic Marilyn Monroe stamp on her arm, (and not very good rendition of MM at that). And sure, Fox can brag about her "wild" bisexual tendencies, but again, that ink is mighty distracting. It's not that we don't love a starlet brave enough to rock a conspicuous tattoo, but hers is the kind of cheesy job that you get when you're 16 and drunk in Cancun, then years later, sheepishly fork your first real paychecks over to the laser center where you're getting it removed. Yet Megan Fox hath no shame! We thought we'd selflessly take it upon ourselves to help coax her away from the trashtastic tat and steer her toward classier, more tasteful fare. Be sure to let us know which look you prefer and uh, we'll send her a Tweet or something.