Beyoncé does not want to be friends with Kim Kardashian, so Kim went and got herself a pet kitten. I see what you did there! Fortunately, it's a cute kitten — as cute as Choupette, even, and coming from me, that's saying something.
But I don't believe that Mercy, the Teacup Persian she named after one of Kanye's songs, is anything other than an adorable publicity stunt. Just look at the way she's carrying Mercy around everywhere in her arms. That's what giant purses are for, Kimmy.