The Trick Guy Theory: McLovin And Other Nerds Who Date Skanks
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“Superbad”'s McLovin, aka Christopher Mintz-Plasse, was all over reality show skank Tila Tequila at KISS FM’s Summer Beach Party in Santa Monica.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m a slut, and a nerd. Power to both kinds of people, especially women like Jenna Jameson and Nina Hartley who are clearly sexy geniuses. But I'm baffled by my male counterpart dorks, who are prized for their brains and wit, because they just seem to want women for their looks. Come on dudes, do you think Tila really understands the subtly of a sophisticated comedian like McLovin? She probs doesn't even understand the inner-workings of a McMuffin.
Rather than get up on my soap box, I’m just going to help Bethenny prove her Trick Theory with this parade of celeb geeks who are total skank chasers.