Central Park West resident Karen George is suing her co-op board because it has not reigned in her “neighbor from hell”—Madonna. George claims that Madonna makes an insane amount of noise, especially when she rehearses in her living space and the dance music literally vibrates the walls. The building super says Madonna’s been threatened with eviction. Um, who throws out the Material Girl? You’d think keeping her around would up property values enough that folks wouldn’t be so concerned about the noise? [All Headline News]

Interestingly, she isn’t nearly the only celeb we wouldn’t want to live next door to.