Samantha Lynn Frazier

Samantha Lynn Frazier probably thanks her lucky stars that she never started Weight Watchers: Without the love handles padding her belly, she might be dead. While idling on the boardwalk in Atlantic City earlier this month, Frazier heard two gunshots and caught a stray bullet in her belly. "I've been shot!" she exclaimed before passing out. Doctors say the bullet missed Frazier's vital organs because it was embedded in her lucky love handles. "I’d been hollering how I want to lose weight," Frazier told the Press of Atlantic City. "I don't want to anymore. I want to be as big as I can if it's going to stop a bullet." Hey, don't deny the logic of that statement. [Press of Atlantic City]