Lady Gaga vs. Quartzite Crystal Formations
The Argument: Quartz crystals have worked hard to amass a minor following among psychics and museum gift shop patrons. They’ve been around for thousands of years, while Lady Gaga has only been around for, like, five. Therefore, she has not earned the right to wear this dress.
The Verdict: Gaga triumphs again. This amazing dress likely spawned a whole new generation of geologists.