5 Imaginary Copyright Infringement Cases Against Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga vs. Armadillos
The Argument: Those gigantic Alexander McQueen heels she favored during her "Bad Romance" period were the exact shape, size, and texture of an armadillo. Do we really want to live in a world where a humble creature spends years evolving only to have its signature look co-opted by a pop star? I object!
The Verdict: Gaga wins. An armadillo has never made a video as awesome as "Bad Romance."