So this is weird, but the same cop who caught Nick Stahl getting busy with himself also caught Fred Willard masturbating in a porno movie theater. I smell a hilarious buddy cop movie franchise starring Mark Wahlberg and Jason Statham. We'll call it, "Jerk Off Justice." Said Willard's lawyers "With all due respect to the individual officer, our belief is that Fred did nothing in any violation of any law. We will be working vigorously to clear his name in this matter." Heh, he said "vigorously."
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Fred Willard
