January 4: What Are We Wearing Today?
What Amelia Is Wearing Today
Details: J. Crew coat (from eBay), heels, and ear muffs; Madewell scarf; Gap cords; Rubbish denim shirt; H&M gloves.
Outfit Notes: This morning I was verbally assaulted by my coworkers. This is an approximate retelling of what went down:
Ami: No. No! Are you honestly wearing those shoes? In this weather?
Me (sitting innocently at my desk): Yes. It's just the tops of my feet and my ankles that are exposed.
Jessica: But it's 14 degrees out! Are you insane? I can't believe you didn't wear socks.
Me: Why would I wear socks with heels? That would look stupid. Would you ask Anna Wintour why she's not wearing socks?
Jessica: Anna Wintour has a town car that takes her everywhere.
Me: Well, I took a cab to work this morning.
Ami: I can't believe you're wearing those shoes. No wonder you're sick.
Amelia: Whatever. The rest of me is bundled up. I'm fine! (coughs violently)